making up my own as I’ve done most of the standard ones…
5 things worse than root canal
listening to Bill O’Reilly
listening to Yoko Ono
American Idol
liver
george bush
5 things i would never put in my mouth
asphalt
razor wire
haggus
liquid plumber
george bush
5 pieces of unusual clothing i would consider wearing
saran wrap
glidden interior latex
asparagus
neoprene rubber boxers
george bush
5 things with less appeal than athlete’s foot fungus
Dick Cheney
Oprah
imagining drew carey having sex with…well…anybody
drinking 10W4o
george bush
5 things i’ve smoked without consequence
golf balls
carpet fresh
salmon
road tar
george bush
5 reasons to do this meme while sitting in raspberry jello
boredom
insanity
lugubrious perniciousness
soupy sales
laura bush
Love your answers for
“5 things with less appeal than athlete’s foot fungus”
Coops, sometimes there are no words that compare to your witty goodness. Well done.
–snow
lol… good 5’s
dude, from the bottom of my heart…THANK YOU. this is the first thing in the last 24 hours to actually make me really laugh. that was good medicine.
Mmmm…Raspberry Jello!!!
In avoiding the mouth, do you mean Haggis? Taken with mashed neeps and tatties and a fine sufficiency of drams of a single malt there is good reason to let the mouth enjoy.