more questions questions

I must because one of my favorite peeps is flying back in the radar…

Your Questions, if you choose to accept them:
1.  What is your horse’s name.  And don’t pretend you don’t have one, you know that you do.
Ravi Shankar
2.  When does the sun set?
at sunset
3.  Favorite insect and why?
spider…such clever folk with the whole web thing
4.  You’re marrying someone from a commercial–who is it and what is there most attractive feature?
the woman from the Popeye’s commercial — She brings chicken.
5.  Can you skate?
No but I can do the mashed potato
6.  Name something you like to do while waiting in line.
plant micro bugging devices on the person in front of me
7.  This year, a kindergarten class is planning your birthday party–what’s your favorite kid-themed birthday party?
Roller Derby Paintball
8.  Best breakfast cereal mascot ever?
Alfred Hitchcock
9.  Name something simple that makes you happy.
cake
10.  We just found your awkward family photo–what are you wearing?
this hideous madras plaid sport coat from 2nd grade
11.  What color is your aura?
multicolored spots – like the wonder bread package
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  1. Who wouldn’t love someone who brings you chicken? Good answer!

  2. 1. What is your horse’s name. And don’t pretend you don’t have one, you know that you do.

    All right…if you insist… http://www.accessbackstage.com/america/song/song005.htm

    I was going to say Meatball, Lasagna or dinner, but thought that was in bad taste.

    2. When does the sun set?

    At the end of a “western” when the hero rides off.

    3. Favorite insect and why?

    A butterfly. Who cannot like a butterfly?

    4. You’re marrying someone from a commercial–who is it and what is there most attractive feature?

    There was a time when celebrities avoided doing commercials; the stigma was that they were unable to “make it in the business.” Today, they fall over themselves for an “endorsement” deal. I cannot imagine marrying someone like that unless it is somebody from Weight Watchers where they supposedly use real people in their ads.

    There have been spots for Progressive commercial insurance on the radio lately. The most recent one has Flo riding to a job site with an exterminator and wanting to hug a badger. Makes me want to shout, “We don’t need no steenkin’ badgers!” She is cute and all, but that dumb brunette act gets old quickly.

    5. Can you skate?

    More than I care to admit…and not in the way which involves specialized footwear.

    6. Name something you like to do while waiting in line.

    Try to get through sooner and wouldn’t you know it, the shortest line is not necessarily the quickest. Grrr to the shopper who pulls out a stack of ads and price matches everything in the cart. Or those who cannot count to twenty.

    7. This year, a kindergarten class is planning your birthday party–what’s your favortie kid-themed birthday party?

    Cake and ice cream!

    8. Best breakfast cereal mascot ever?

    Tony the Tiger. He’s grrrrrreat!

    Thinking about it some more, Quisp, the propellor-headed alien comes to mind. He had a fellow brand named Quake, but I cannot for the life of me remember that character.

    And speaking of dual brands, there is always Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

    9. Name something simple that makes you happy.

    I hold in my hand a copy of Lots of Fun Sudoku weighing in at a whopping 97 cents. Testing you with increasingly more difficult waves of original, extreme and jigsaw Sudoku puzzles, they are less than a penny each and you must work quickly to finish before the next issue comes out in only three weeks. Use a pen if you dare.

    10. We just found your awkward family photo–what are you wearing?

    My birthday suit. Those should be outlawed as kiddie porn.

    11. What color is your aura?

    Clear? Never seen it.

    Bill

  3. please forgive my pedantry….spiders are arachnids. however, hitchcock is a great answer. will there be video documentation of the mashed potato?

    so glad to see snowelf back in the game too. i’ve missed her, will you reward my consistent longevity by answering my questions? :P

  4. You are still a wiseass.

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