all the news that’s crap…

Today’s top headlines at CNN.  You know, the serious entertainment  news network designed to bring you all the most important stories that affect your life…In your best Darth Vader voice say, “This is CNN”…

I know I certainly could not have made it through the day without knowing all this.  My only disappointment is that there were no stories involving the Kardashians or Snookie….

 

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yes. i concur.

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happy mother’s day

Me and Mom on the beach on Long Island. This had to be summer of 1957. What a fat faced little nipper I was….

My wedding dance with the mother of the groom. My wonderful expression was due to a headache that was leaking out of my eyes…Mom looked good, tho.

She loved reading to the grandkids…and they dug it just as much

The family at christmas including step-dad Bill ands Mom’s Mom – Nana Carlson (this was my other Nana – not the one from the previous post about toilets)

This is one of my favorite pictures. At Mom’s favorite place with Granddaughter Beth in her lap.

You’ve been gone for a while now, but I think of you every day. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.

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ancestral fixtures

This swarthy gent is my Great-Great Grandfather, Wm S Cooper.  No, I never met the man, smart-aleck.  It looks like if I inherited anything it was his eyes.  It certainly wasn’t the ability to grow facial hair.  Mr. Bill did quite alright for himself; traveled from England and landed in Philadelphia in the mid-1800′s where he started a brass works company.  Quite a fancy one too.  Now before you go checking your brass candlesticks that have been passed down through the family for a Cooper insignia, let me be specific about Grampy Bill’s speciality…

Yes….plumbing fixtures.  Of all types.  In fact I recently found one of the items pictured on the left on an online auction where the starting price was $2,000.  They must have been made out of…well…brass.  Only the finest of Philadelphia families could afford to shell out the $60 to have a Cooper fixture installed (go ahead…get all your Cooper Crapper jokes out of the way).

Just think, if you are ever visiting friends who live in one of the stately old mansions on the old Main Line in Philadelphia and you use their bathroom, you may be sitting on a Cooper.

This little gem is the Cooper Turkish Bath Needle Sprayer. Sounds like fun doesn’t it???

I didn’t think about this until just this second.  Today is my Grandfather’s birthday, the grandson of the man pictured above.  There was some sort of cosmic force compelling me to create this post today (Twilight Zone music here).  He would have been 114 today – I think.  My sister would know the exact year but I think I’m close.  Happy Birthday PopPop.  I really miss you.

Nana & PopPop Cooper – Xmas time 1959. What a smoothie….

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the envelope please….

The Stay At Home Philosopher has nominated me for a Sunshine Award.  Let’s think about that.  Me.  The role model of sunny dispositions and optimism???  Sometimes I make Gordon Ramsey look like Mr. Rogers.

In any case, I am grateful for this (dubious) honor and will foist it upon other deserving members of the bolgommuunity.

Here are the Instructions:

First, if you don’t like to read instructions, your IKEA furniture probably won’t last very long.

Second, if you don’t go to visit Turber  none of this will not make any sense to you but you still risk going to Hell.

  • Include the award’s logo in a post on your blog
  • Answer 1o questions about yourself or risk breaking the chain of sunshine (this includes the threat of Hell, bad luck for seven years, and a life devoid of pizza and mac&cheese).
  • Nominate 10 other bloggers and then leave them to fend for themselves
  • Link your nominees to the post and comment on their blogs, letting them know they have been nominated
  • Share the love and link the person who nominated you
Here are the 10 questions you’ll have to answer or you may go to Hell: 
  1. My favourite color: Cerulean
  2. My favourite animal: Tiger
  3. My favourite number: 86534865.34689245
  4. My favourite drink: Pine-Sol
  5. Facebook or Twitter: I take meds to keep them at bay.
  6. My passion: we’re certainly not going to talk about that here
  7. Prefer giving or getting presents: Giving…and we’ll leave it at that thank you very much.
  8. My favorite pattern:  conelrad
  9. My favorite day of the week:  upper GI series day
  10. My favorite flower: unbleached

10 bloggers who might go to hell if they don’t follow the instructions are:

EmJayandThem (like she needs another one)
Go Guilty Pleasures (even if didn’t get any Pop-tarts)

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bullshit on a stick in DC

As of July 1, 2012, Federal student loan rates, now set at 3.4%, are set to double.  I assume that means 6.8% but I have yet to see a number reported and given the math skills exhibited in Washington for the past thirty years, the new rate could be anything from 3.45% to 6000%.

This creates an additional burden on those receiving the loans.  Granted.

The members of Congress are busy throwing dog turds at each other, not because they are fighting over the rate – both Democrats and Republicans want to keep the rate at 3.4% – but they are fighting on how to fund the additional 6 billion-with-a-B it will cost to fund keeping the rates low.

Think about that for a second.

It’s going to COST six billion dollars to loan money out….at whatever rate…and have it repaid with interest..so that the lender makes money.  Unless economics has taken a severe dogleg to the left into the primeval forest, that’s the way loans are supposed to work aren’t they?  It’s not supposed to cost anybody anything expect the person paying BACK the loan.

So how, in God’s name, will lending money COST money??? BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY TO BEGIN WITH!  They are lending money they don’t have.  Period.  How so unlike our government. I am amazed.

The Republicans want to cover the 6 bil by cutting preventative health care funds.  The Democrats want to screw small business by cutting their tax benefits to cover the tab.  Stupidity reigns on both sides of the aisle.

But hold on, cooper, I hear you say.  How are kids going to cope in the global geopolitical economy if they don’t go to $50K a year universities…familes can’t afford that.  The kids can’t afford to come out of four years of school with 200K in debt over their heads.  And I would agree with you.  I guess the kids are going to have to go to a 10-15K a year state college.  There is no constitutional amendment entitling every child to go to Princeton, Bucknell or Penn State. We might as well just turn these schools over to the only people who can afford to go which are scholarship winning athletes and let pro sports pick up the tab for their (cough) education.  They seem to have endless supplies of money to spend on scummy creeps like Cole Hamels, Michael Vick, and Pacman Jones.

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dessert is served

I made this once before a couple of years ago but thought it was time to give it another go.  Have some???

Bottom layer – flourless semi-sweet chocolate cake
Middle layer – milk chocolate mousse
Top layer – white chocolate raspberry mousse

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