Limeme

1.Your name plus “ness”
Elliot

2. Two feelings at the moment?
Meredith Salenger and Amy Irving

3. What are you listening to right now?
The voices in Lime’s head.

4. Done anything you regret so far this week?
I gave up regret for Passover..makes me wish I was Jewish

5. Describe where you are right now?
Latitude: 40.35 Longitude: -74.60
6.The highlight of your week?
Local ordinances prohibit me from being specific but it has to do with Cool Whip and a dozen chickens
7. What are you craving to have right now?
Gefiltefish Smoothie
8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with?
No no no…that should be ‘with whom you went to dinner’…never end a sentence with a preposition…
9. What are you scared of?
I have an innate fear of steel wool.
10. Last movie you watched?
Debbie Does Harry Potter & The Vibrating Carrotstick

11. Do you have feelings for someone?
Yes. Indigestion.

12. What is your heritage?
Nomadic.

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Yes…now you ask me if it’s animal, vegetable or mineral…
14. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree?
Who? Never heard of her…
15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer
A video of three Aboriginal Pygmy Warriors performing their annual mating ritual. With your mother.

16.Have you changed much this year?
Grown a third eye and a seventh toe on my left foot

17. Say something about the person who posted this before you:
Wild-eyed, tie-dyed and home-fried

18. Do you like moms?
Absolutely. Especially with a side of broccoli and french fries.

19.Hugs Or Kisses?
Both please.

20. Say one of your friends and an inside joke with them.
Hannibal – use the brown mustard instead (WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
21. How many homes have you lived in?
8 1/3.
22. This Q went AWOL
That’s not very politically correct now, is it?
23. Who was the last person to text message you?
The FBI

24. Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
Yogurt

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
No but a woman once remarked I reminded her of a head of winter cabbage.
26. Do you speak any other language other than English?
Ghetsfsh hs juoldju hjshwe hg h hsgt hsgef hyt jhsjski j! Got it?

27. Last thing you watched on TV?
Antiques Roadkill on I-40 in Nebraska.

28. Do you dress for style or comfort?
Hmmmm….dress….will have to try that some day

29. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Sally Fields. Puxatawny Phil. Job.

30. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
I don’t think so but I still don’t know where I got this tattoo on my ass that reads “Fajitas Joe’s – Every Wednesday Wet T-Shirt Night for Women Over 80”

31. Whats the craziest thing you’ve done?
Made a sandwich with ham AND cheese. Sometimes I’m uncontrollable…

32. Favorite colour(s)?
Seven

33. What are your plans for tonight?
4BR 3 Bath Colonial with an in-ground pool, 3 car garage and snake pit.

34. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Yesterday

35. Last time you smiled?
June 47th, 64

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “Limeme

  1. FG

    oh, in a mood, were you? Hmmm???

  2. adfoi djeikwo jdjen sd jiowrnd swr fjisl!!!!

  3. jwcooper3

    FG: Always!!!

    Lime: I agree.

  4. OMG you love Gefiltefish Smoothies too? Try it with a lil dab of bitters, namely horseradish on top. It just don’t get any better than that!

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