TMI…possibly

Found these at OneBiscuitHound…her TMI Tuesday post…OK so it’s Thursday but if you don’t tell anyone it could be Tuesday or Thursday…

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted or seen inserted (in a sexual manner) in person?
Trailer hitch on the back of a pick-up truck…I think you could possibly classify that as White Trash Porn.

2. Have you ever had sex anyone whose name started with a J?
Myself..other than that, let me see…A, B, C, D, E, F, G (oh that was a good one) S…umm…ok yes.

3. Have you ever been outside completely naked?
Unquestionably.  The neighbors enjoy a good laugh now and again.

4. Do you prefer music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
My preference is having sex while re-runs of Captain Kangaroo are on.  Ahh…that Mr. GreenJeans.  Music?  Hawaiian Punk Gospel Disco gets the juices flowing.  Noise?  Like what?  Kids crying…there’s a buzz kill.  The cat coughing up a hairball.  Ummm, yeah give me more of that…

5. Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
Yep.  It is embarrassing, though, when I get stuck in the ice machine at the hotel.  Although the cleaning staff seems to get a kick out of it..

Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex?
Yes at the retirement village, but I keep telling them I only do Bingo calls….

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5 Comments

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5 responses to “TMI…possibly

  1. a trailer hitch? holy heiney clench, batman!

    well alrighty then, between that image and the one with the ice machine…i think i am about ready for breakfast.

  2. I don’t even want to know about the trailer hitch…and your answer to 5 cracks me up…. 🙂

  3. haha…. remind me to book a vacation with you one day and stay in the same hotel.. haha…

  4. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  5. Babe.. I’ll never look at a hotel ice machine the same way again… or use one for that matter 😉

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