Here We Go Again

Once again the pens are flying in the district of catastrophy as the new ‘stimulus’ package gets batted around.  Let’s just take a peek at the actual bill to see what the DC Dummos have cooked up this time….

Here are the five stated purposes of the bill:

“(1) To preserve and create jobs and promote economic recovery.
(2) To assist those most impacted by the recession.
(3) To provide investments needed to increase economic efficiency by spurring technological advances in science and health.
(4) To invest in transportation, environmental protection, and other infrastructure that will provide long-term economic benefits.
(5) To stabilize State and local government budgets, in order to minimize and avoid reductions in essential services and counterproductive state and local tax increases.”

What’s the VERY first thing the bill does?  Lays out near $225,000,000 to FEDERAL government agencies for oversight and management of the plan.  Swell.

I love this..

“None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available in this Act may be used for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, or swimming pool.”

Somebody planning a big renovation?

Onto serious things…the bill attempts to make use all projects funded by this bill use American made iron and steel.  Don’t have a problem with that at all…but, of course,  there’s loopholes..

“(1) applying subsection (a) would be inconsistent with the public interest;
(2) iron and steel are not produced in the United States in sufficient and reasonably available quantities and of a satisfactory quality; or
(3) inclusion of iron and steel produced in the United States will increase the cost of the overall project by more than 25 percent.”

Good luck there.  It’s also interesting to see the Federal Government trying to blackmail the State of Illinois..

“None of the funds provided by this Act may be made available to the State of Illinois, or any agency of the
State, unless …(2) Rod R. Blagojevich no longer holds the office of Governor of the State of Illinois. “

I’m not making this up…it’s in there.

Here’s a neat idea.  Of the funds given to the FEDERAL Department of Agriculture 10% have to be spent in “persistent poverty counties”.  That should be good with all those small towns across American being decimated. But..uh-oh…here’s the catch  Let’s define “persistent poverty counties…

“any county that has had 20 percent or more of its population living in poverty over the past 30 years

Seems to me we had an economic boom (however false it was) within that time span….

Let’s take a breather here….this is all in the first 20 pages…there are 647 pages to this bill…

There certainly are new jobs being created here.  Why there’s a whole Board of Directors assigned to assist the Chief Perfomance Officer of The President.  Not to mention and Independent Advisory Board to advise…umm…the other Board.  I wonder how many displaced auto and DHL workers will be in line for those positions?

There’s a lot in here about government bonds.  Like this clearcut statement…

‘‘(a) IN GENERAL.-If a taxpayer holds a taxable governmental bond on one or more interest payment dates of the bond during any taxable year, there shall be allowed as a credit against the tax imposed by this chapter for the taxable year an amount equal to the sum of the credits determined under subsection (b) with respect to such dates.”

Yeah.  Sure.  As one would expect, there is cash and credits for the energy companies aplenty in this bill.  To be fair there are tax credits of the individual taxpayer as well (limit $1,500 per person…) Jesus…even gas staions can get a break…


There are funds, instead of credits, avaialble for construction of low income housing….get out your calculators…

the term ‘‘low income housing grant election amount” means, with respect to any State, such amount as the State may elect which does not exceed 85 percent of the product of-
(1) the sum of-
 (A) 100 percent of the State housing credit ceiling for 2009 which is attributable to amounts described in clauses (i) and (iii) of section 42(h)(3)(C) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, and
(B) 40 percent of the State housing credit ceiling for 2009 which is attributable to amounts described in clauses (ii) and (iv) of such section, multiplied by
(2) 10.

Yes. “10” has it’s own section number.  It must be very proud.

OK.  Here we go.  Page 335…‘‘Assistance for Unemployed Workers and Struggling Families Act”. 
Hmmm…let’s see…well you can gat an additional $15 a week per dependent in unemployment comp…if you and your state qualify for the funds.  Not to mention additional UC determined by the State (somehow) an extra $25.  States can apply for funds (7 billion times some unfathomable formula) over the next three years so they can “modernize unemployment compensation”.  Whatever that means.

Then there is the Assistance for Vulnerable Individuals Fund

Then there’s emergency payments to SSI Recipients

Then there’s the Health Insurance Assistance for the Unemployed.

Then there’s premium assistance for COBRA payments (the provisions for which go on for about 50 pages)

Then there’s optional medicaid coverage for the unemployed

Can anyone tell me where all this money is coming from???  (Don’t bother…my wallet is already seizing up)

And, no…we’re not done yet…time for a little levity…

The ‘‘Health Information Technology for Economic and Clinical Health Act” or the ‘‘HITECH Act”.  What a bunch of cleaver dicks.  You may well ask, what is the HITECH Act all about.  Yes you may.

“The term ‘enterprise integration’ means the electronic linkage of health care providers, health plans, the government, and other interested parties, to enable the electronic exchange and use of health information among all the components in the health care infrastructure in accordance with applicable law, and such term includes related application protocols and other related standards.‘‘

It means the government (and just about anyone else from what I can tell) wants an internet hookup to all your medical records.  Your complete medical history is now, essentially, public domain.

Then, finally (whew), something about a governmental agency working with all the IT service providers to provide broadband to every household and a chicken in every pot.  No problem there.  I’m sure it’s just an oversight for the public good kind of thing…

Oh, BTW,  that’s just the House version…I haven’t even looked at the Senate version yet….



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5 responses to “Here We Go Again

  1. It all drives me a little batty…. okay, A LOT BATTY as to how our government does what they do-do; pun intended…

  2. kudos for wading through all of that manure.

    i heard some news report about this mess costing each and every american regardless of age $2500 this year. ok, there are 5 in my family. i’ll take the $12,500, tyvm

  3. wowsers.. that is certainly alot of BS to wade through.. how did you come out??? This part cracked me up something fierce: “…unless …(2) Rod R. Blagojevich no longer holds the office of Governor of the State of Illinois. “ Bwahahahaha… whom ever wrote this thing really has a hate on for Mr.Blagojevich huh?? lol… not that i know anything about him. Maybe it is well desirved.. but i don’t think i have ever seen a bill be presented with an ultimatum on governors… lol..

  4. These Stimulus packages scare me…all of them.

  5. Is it just me who just do not find pork to be very stimulating?


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