meme redux

I know this is two memes in a row but I found The Queen’s Meme through the fabulous X and couldn’t resist…

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?
Seditious perniciousness likely to cause breach of the peace…

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Insanity Comes Quietly to The Structured Mind and Other Children’s Stories

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
“Dude…What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?”

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
Jeb Bush being elected President in 2012

5. You’re blogging along minding your own blusiness (that’s blog + oh…you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
If the lads at Google are spending their time searching my blog for objectionable content, they have way too much free time.  I’m not exactly the rabble rousing activist type you know?

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shalt be naked…except for Whoopi Goldberg

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Which Queen?  Elizabeth? Anne?  Freddie Mercury?

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5 responses to “meme redux

  1. first of all i am having a wee bit of difficulty with this usurper calling herself a meme queen. then again supreme exalted empress outranks queen any day of the week.

    second, i’d like to consider adding a few names to the list of “those who shall not be naked.”

  2. What Queen??!! You are so going in the dungeon!!

    P.S. But thanks for writing such hysterical answers.
    What Queen??! Ha!

  3. LMAO @ #4..lol……
    i like the meme, it is totally not meme 🙂

  4. Your response to number 6 cracked me up!

  5. #5 – praise for the Bing search engine

    Bill

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