2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?
It’s more a philospophical conundrum of eggsistential thought…
3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?
The butter asked for it. Honestly. Anyway the handcuffs kept sliding off..
My spoons spoon like Easter has belly jeans… (get it???)
They’ll get splinters only if sliding down the banister…
5. You hear: “Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither.” The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing…..but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them?
To keep the Dragoons at Bayleaf
What did they say to get in hot water?
Your mother was a Kelvanator…
8. Is your pot black?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?
Ground Chilean Iquana Toes – if you’ve tried it…you know
10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?
Enough to make the government look like it accomplishes something…anything