meme humbug

The name of this meme is
The Most Annoying Christmas Meme Ever ( Fruitcakes Abound!)
1. What is the most annoying Christmas song?

(tie) Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and Springsteen’s Merry Christmas Baby.  I’ve been known to veer off the road and run over local Nativity scenes when either of those songs is on the radio.

2. Name one annoying thing that happens to you each time you get together with your family during the holidays.
That’s redundant, no?

3. What is eggnog? Think about it. Does anybody really know?

Something with rum in it.  Does it matter what else?

4. Don’t take this personally but there are lots of fruitcakes walking around. Have you encountered any real live nuts lately?

The list is extensive…however the bulk of them reside is Washington DC and the FOX Network

5. Why were the nine Lords a’leaping in those annoying tights???!

They’re trying to leap out of the tights.  Not the most comfortable thing in the world for guys.  Try wrapping an inner tube five times smaller than your body around your chest and see how your boobs feel…

6. What is the most annoying Christmas gift you’ve ever received?

My grandfather, god bless him, used to give me strange albums.  Here I was opening that 12″ square package thinking “Beatles”, “Stones” and it would be The Ink Spots…please.

What did you do with it??
Did you know that LP’s make awesome Frisbees?  Actually they are more like OddJob’s razor chapeau…don’t try this at home kids…

7. Let’s admit it: Christmas, with all its splendor and goodwill, can also be a pain in the royal patootie. How do you plan to circumvent annoyances this year and enjoy the season?
Becoming catatonic until mid-January…maybe longer…



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7 responses to “meme humbug

  1. I loved your #5 answer about the tights. The Ink Spots? He was probably really avant garde for his time.

    Luckily, we get a break from family at Christmas. I won’t be catatonic, I will be exercising to get rid of the calories from all that egg nog. LOL

    Merry Christmas,

  2. you can use the LP’s as skates!!! At least that is what i did with my moms albums as a kid 😉 and yes, she still loves me despite that. lol…

    Merry HoHo Coops 🙂

  3. tsmielikki

    catatonic sounds good about now…
    Great answer,
    have a good Christmas`

  4. does the asylum have extra rooms because catatonic does sound tempting. just give me the rum and skip the nog…nasty stuff.

  5. I can never get through your memes without cracking up. Most everyone else said they were going to drink their way through the Holidays. You are planning “catatonic”….I love it.

  6. Oh, you’ve got great answers. You’re right–family gatherings and annoyingness is redundant.

  7. Note to self: must try Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with eggnog…


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