the thought(less) meme…

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different from an “answer this question” meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person’s profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only “lines” that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Who’da Thought

1. This is something I thought I would never be doing, but some of my friends have met some really nice people this way.
Good.  Some of your friends will be hiking naked across The North Pole.  You should try that as well.

2. Having an open mind and being able to share special intimate moments as we grow closer and becoming each others best friend.
Please close your mind.  Some of the grammar rules are escaping…

3. They say this works…. It’s a numbers game… start clicking!
47,345,829,267.  There.  Does that work?

4. oK… ABOUT ME: I’m the best. Let’s get off this site and get going!
Paging Mr. Narcissus…..

5. If it gets past “not totally turned off” to “happy to hear the phone ring” then all this match adventure will be worth the work and the real adventure can begin.
If it gets past “ROFLMFAO”, then the real nausea can begin.

6. Looking to enjoy life and live as if each day were your last and dance like no one’s watching! I love having a great time!
You’re just so full of life…what are you doing here instead of out meeting people for real???

7. I’m tired of the whole bar scene. I’m a soon to be 40 year old who thinks love is an admirable goal but knows that a solid friendship is pretty worthwhile too.
How soon are you to be 40?  Next week?  Next month?  Next year?  My guess is more like 2027.

8. Please note that my divorce is not finalized just yet, but will be in the next couple of months.
Yeah. Right. Sure.

9. I’d appreciate your taking the time to read my profile, though it is quite lengthy.
Thanx.  I’ll wait for the movie…

10. I want to find that “when I see you I want to run into your arms” kind of love.
Then go back to sleep.  Pleasant dreams…

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5 responses to “the thought(less) meme…

  1. snowelf

    I know I shouldn’t mock love like that–but the last one is my favorite. Too funny!

    –snow

  2. I think “Thanx. I’ll wait for the movie…” is as funny a line as I’ve read! Thankis for playing…

  3. North Pole- you’re good 🙂

  4. so many fine answers. i’m just so glad i’m not the only cynic but the grammar response i LOVED.

  5. Finding love through hyperbolic self-congratulation and outright lies. The American Dream.

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