Under The Covers Meme
(Read it and sleep)

1. Name 2 things you have done under the covers in the last week.
solved world hunger.  played the flute.

2. Do you know what a woobie is? Do you have a special one?
a medieval Hungarian stomach pump???

3. What prompts you to pull the covers over your head and hide from the world?
vanilla pudding

4. Firm or soft?

5. Silk or flannel?
steel wool (#000)

6. Lights on or off?

7. Fan or no air?
fan AND no air conditioning

8. Completely dark or nite light?
i have a nite light with a crawl upon which obscene limericks appear

9. Windows open or shut
open until the OS crashes, then it’s apple

10. Sweet dreams or nightmares?
sweet nightmares…

11. PJ’s or……

12. Set bedtime?
bedtime usually wins all the sets with its outstanding serve

13. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
thoroughbred jockeys

14. What does your alarm clock sound like?

15. White noise or music
fuchsia noise

16. TV or IPod?
ham radio

17. Can you recall a pleasant dream you’d like to share?
George Bush, Bill O’Reilly and Nancy Pelosi cleaning out horse stalls after 50 horses were fed tainted food causing gastric distress and explosive diarrhea

18. Under the covers or outside the covers
under the covers outside

19. Insomniac or sleep angel?
i used to suffer from insomnia but i slept it off…(ba-dum bum)

20. What is your favorite sleep aid for those tossin’ and turnin’ nights?
The Solid Gold Dancers

21. Morning person or night person
what’s morning?

22. Bedtime snack?
see #20

23. Hot or cold room

24. Bedtime ritual?
the usual..although last night was a problem as I ran out of Valvoline 10W30

25. Twin, Queen, King, Bunk or Futon

26. Socks or naked feet
handmade french virgin naked feet

27. Bedroom door locked or unlocked?
door?  what door?

28. Tent or hotel room
tent…as long as it has hot and cold running pillows and a masseuse

29. If you could be bored to sleep, what would bore you?
i think a 1 7/8 tungsten bit would do nicely.

30. Prayers or mantra?
a reading from either House at Pooh Corner or The Satanic Bible

31. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
waking up

32. Please share any ideas on how to stop a person from snoring.
I’m all ears.
You can fill their mouth with cement, or set fire to their PJs

33. If one purely pleasant thought could ensure fast and sound deep sleep for you every night, what would your one thought be?
It would have to be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….

34. How many hours do you normally sleep?
\frac{d}{{dx}}\cot x =  – \csc2x where x=thursday

35. Thunderstorms or quiet starry night?
locust plague

36. Warm bath or hot shower?
they both excessively soak the sheets.  i use clorox wipes

37. What is the craziest thing that ever happened in your bed?
let’s just say the mattress had to be sandblasted.  twice.

38. Name a song you could fall asleep to.
Number 9…Number 9…Number 9…Number 9…paul is dead now….

39. Who last told you a bedtime story?
Bob Guccione



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6 responses to “memezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  1. Solid Gold Dancers… I haven”t thought about them in ages.
    Solved World Huner and played the flute?

    Great answers.

  2. I am not much of an Apple person, I prefer Windows 🙂

  3. lol… frac{d}{{dx}}\cot x = – \csc2x where x=thursday??? so.. 7-ish? lol…

  4. all i can say is mr. lime will never read your answer to #32. it would be far too dangerous for me. #9 i simply love…in the meme, not the beatles.

  5. 2. Woobies wobble but they don’t fall down?

    4. Before or after?

    7. Without fans, there would be no air.

    11. That is spelled c-o-m-m-a-n-d-o.

    12. I don’t know about you, but I set the wake time on my clock…

    13. Insomniac humans.

    14. BuzzzzzzzzSmash!

    15. Isn’t that a racist thing to be asking?

    20. Salad Spinner.

    31. I have to go real on this one. Waking up realizing the final exam is this morning and I have not attended class or read the book or done the homework. Many years after college and I still get this one once in a long while.

    32. If you were not all ears, the snoring might not bother you so much…

    36. Hot tub or cold shower.


  6. Hilarious answers. You really made me laugh with some of those.

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