You’ll have to go to The Queen’s site to see the corresponding pictures for these witty bon mots (yeah, being a lazy ass)
1. didn’t I just say that?
2. I’m telling you I’ve taken a size 3 since I was twenty.
3. fuck with me again and my dog here will pee on your sister
5. The Three Ghost Stooges
6. I dated her in college / new dimensions to the phrase “get wood”
8. I can swallow a pepperoni whole and she can’t
10. I could use some help. seems the asshole behind me super-glued my hand to my hip…