qm – define this….

Welcome to the Queen’s Meme #54

We are going for the funny bone today. Ouch. I hate it when that happens. Technically speaking that is the ulnar nerve. Definition: The ulnar nerve originates from the C8-T1 nerve roots which form part of the medial cord of the brachial plexus, and descends on the posteromedial aspect of the humerus.
I told you this meme was humorous!

Confession: I stole this idea from Jamie at Duward Discussion. She used British and Australian slang words recently in a challenge to her readers. I found a site today called Inherently Funny and decided to do the same with words that sound ridiculously humorous when you pronounce them….IF you can pronounce them.
I have given you 8 funny sounding words. You have to supply a definition without looking at the website or dictionary first. I can’t wait to see what you come up with.
Let’s get started.

1. diphthong – noun – a type of beach footwear when worn by any member of Congress.

2. Houp-doupnoun – a mysterious disease where the victim wears gold glitter jackets and is under the delusion that they are Little Richard.
 
3. Skullduggeryprop noun – the name of the scientific project examining a random sample of human brain activity via cat-scan and orthoscopic surgery to determine the abnormal bio waves produced by the few people who find Dane Cook funny.

4. reintarnation  – prop noun – name of the new punk band that put all the uncle remus stories to music.

5. glomnoun – see Government, see crooked, see pusillanimous, see Cheney, see Dick

6. gobsmackedverb – the action of slamming someone in the face with a 2 x 4
verb intrans. colloq. – the act of ingesting the specific hallucinogenic narcotic produced by the Willie Wonka company. usg: I’m gobsmacked, dude.

7. assmosisprop noun – product created by Pfizer pharmaceuticals used for airline passengers requiring  an in-flight enema.

8. lugubrious – adj. – the state of being when two people find the need for K-Y lube unnecessary
– colloq. – (1) any person from the deep south with a car on cinder blocks in the front yard,
(2) any suburbanite mowing their lawn while attired in bathrobe and sock garters.

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11 responses to “qm – define this….

  1. it’s so hard to decide which is my favorite here. i bow to the master who not only made me guffaw but who went to far as to add the parts of speech and usage examples.

  2. 8. lugubrious – adj. – the state of being when two people find the need for K-Y lube unnecessary

    Now that cracked me up!

  3. Brilliant answers here….I loved them all!

  4. I hope Cheney ends up on one of those flights and gets an enema–with acid. Then again, The Cheney probably feels no pain.

    Hazah, Cooper. Great answers. (the Dane cook line still makes me giggle)

  5. oh dear.. i find dane cook funny sometimes 😐

    very good answers though, and so dictonary-esque!

  6. #4 ~ HA HA HA
    #5 – HA HA HA HA! Love the dictionary style of answering
    Willie Wonka-ish was awesome as well. Now I want someone to smack me with chocolate.

    But then I got to #8 and I can’t stop laughing.
    Brilliant.

  7. Ditto to Mimi’s answer … Still giggling over number 8.

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