qm – the leaves of brown come tumbling down….

Welcome to The Queen’s Meme #55
It’s All About Falling
Falling up, falling down, falling right, falling left, falling in love, falling out, falling hard, falling easy, falling loud, falling soft, falling. Got that? Falling.
I seem to be in a very bad evil Queen mood today and have devised some lame questions for you. Got that? Lame. L.A.M.E.

 

1. What is your favorite part about the Fall season?
Getting up again

2. When was the last time you fell in love?
It was 1977 during the Octogenarian Left-handed Gynecologists Society Square Dance and Free Smear Clinic.  Somebody spilled some love on the dance floor but the reflections off the disco ball blinded me.

3. Have you ever injured yourself falling down?
Not yet…still waiting to land.

4. Imagine that your head is on the guillotine block and the blade is about to fall on your head. What is your last thought?
Next time, cook the slugs…

5. Do pumpkins scare you?
No, but yellow squash makes my spleen quiver

6. You are free-falling from the sky to Earth. It has taken you 3 days to fall from the galaxy and you are hungry. Where do you land?
Feet first on Christine O’Donnell

7. I found this painting by John Everett Millais: Autumn Leaves
(1856) It struck me totally funny. Look at their faces. What are they saying?
What is going on??!

I guess little Timmy will think twice about calling Mother a skank.  These leaves will keep the little bastard company…

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8 responses to “qm – the leaves of brown come tumbling down….

  1. Hilarious. Loved those answers.

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    That is the look on my face when I have to do yard work too

  3. Sounds as if you read the instructions on how to fly: Aim at the ground and miss.

  4. lol.. well, i’d burry him for that too!

  5. Make sure you stomp extra hard on Ms. O’Donnell. You have to make sure a witch is really, really stomped hard otherwise she may be able to get back up.

  6. I cannot believe no one thought of seeing Christine standing around the pile of leaves. Why didn’t I think of that?

    Lord. She’s a tad strange me thinks.

  7. Oh. And you were your usual hysterical self.
    That is all.
    (Yes. I’m in a mood)
    But you are free from the dungeon.
    For now.

  8. the words “free smear clinic” make MY spleen quiver. i must add though that quivering spleens would be a great name for a rock band.

    oh, and my first thought was that those girls were hiding a body as well.

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