The TT questions are brought to you by Bud, the color of a bad back and the number 28.
1. Berleen is sending you away again. You can travel anywhere in the world; one destination per day from Friday through Monday. Where do you go and why?
Hell, back, hell, back. Then i can say i’ve gone to hell and back again.
2. Would you keep a secret from the closest person to you if you thought it was in their best interest?
That’s an unequivical maybe
3. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you that you have not revealed in some other crazy meme.
My large intestine looks like a profile of Elvis.
4. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ BS) – what are they?
I wish I was a best-selling author.
I wish I had a great band to play with.
I wish jello didn’t melt so quickly in the clothes dryer.
5. If you could change anything about your living situation, would you?
I would like my own space to write and just be however I want to be. Nothing personal against my family…
7. Now we have found you dead. What five people do you want to MEET in Heaven?
Catherine the Great, George Carlin, Marilyn Chambers, Keith Moon, Bill Hicks (now THAT’s a party…)
8. So since you are dead, what will the title of your life story be?
Children Are Like Wet Cement – A. Ortlund
9. Word association time! What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word pleasure?
Eyes. It’s all in the eyes.
10. Kimber is by the Arizona ocean. She finds a message in a bottle. What does it say?
It’s all just a joke.
11. Would you like to guest host Thunks one week? Answer “yes” here and email us here! If the answer is “no” who do you think would be a great guest host?
I’d be happy to…no one else will be that thrilled but what the hell…