Had I not read it, I would not have believed it…..
The quaint little suburb of Hollywood (as in California) has instituted a ban on….
Silly string – but only for Halloween night.
Now, the enterprising goblin can quickly ascertain that a massive silly string attack needs to take place on either the 30th or nov. 1. In addition, the ordinance sez nothing about the following Halloween necessities: toilet paper, eggs, crazy foam, soap, flaming dog poop. Seems like the Terminator’s cronies have stopped thinking all together.
If that’s not bad enough, listen to the sentiments of another elected moron…um…official:
Mayor Mark Eckert of Belleville, Ill., explains that his father knew when he was “too big” to wear a costume and go door-to-door collecting candy. Today, he says teenagers need to be taught the same lesson.
“When I was a kid my father said to me, ‘You’re too big to be going trick-or-treating. You’re done,’” Eckert said. “When that doesn’t happen, then that’s reason for the city governments to intervene.”
thanx to Nanny State Liberation Front for posting this….