I guess not! Answer these simply seething questions on the subject of fire.
It could be quite revealing. If it gets too hot far ya, just Stop Drop and Roll. We’ll wait.
The Fire Meme
1. You are stranded on a desert island. There is only one match left in the matchbox.
What would you use it for?
write obscene anagrams in 4 ft letters in the sand
2. Do you burn bridges in relationships?
I usually wait until the relationships are over before breaking out the TNT
3. Name one thing you’d like to set on fire today.
Smokey the Bear
4. Have you ever burned a cupcake?
5. If you had your choice and could change nature’s ways, instead of smoke and lava, what should spew out of volcanoes?
pizza, fried chicken, meredith salenger, books
6. When is the last time you used a Fire Extinguisher?
last friday. i couldn’t find a hammer…
7. Have you ever known anyone with a fiery uncontrollable temper? How did you handle it?
FUCK YOU. Oh…sorry…
8. You are with your significant other. What song are you singing around the campfire?
this song (how many rehab alumni can you count?)
9. What is the one thing you’d gladly leave IN your house in case of fire.
all tapes, discs and digital recordings of every Lawrence Welk Show ever recorded.
10. When is the last time you got fiery fighting mad?
the day the bailout was passed in congress
11. Do you believe in hell?
Only on alternate Wednesdays
12. Do you or have you ever smoked?
Yes. At home in my chair, smoke was raising off my body after viewing a DVD of The 2008 Sarasota Retirement Village wet t-shirt competition. whew….