it’s the queen’s….ummm….ahhhhh…what was i saying?

Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
#64 is aptly called The Forgetful Meme
I would try to describe the premise in my usual royal manner but I’ve forgotten how.
 
1. What is the last thing you forgot to do?
I don’t remember

2. What is the one thing you are always afraid you will forget to do?
breathe

3. Can you remember when you were 3 years old? 
If so, tell us a cute story. If not, make one up.
ahhh, those were the happy days, days of unabashed youth and exuberance.  riding the white tigers of Ceylon to free the princess from the marauding Visigoths, lusty days of tempestuous naps, the nights of a million stars in the never-ending deserts of the sandbox….

4. Fill in the blank. I would like to forget  Dick Cheney  but I will always remember  the relentless thirst for power at the expense of thousands of innocent lives about this person.

5. Fill in the blank. I will never forget the first time I looked into her eyes and saw the innocent wickedness smouldering deep within her soul; The black promise of untold pleasures and eternal tortures.  One never forgets their first trip to the dentist….

6. Who, in your opinion, is the world’s forgotten hero?
Jan Vinzenz Krause

7. Find a word that rhymes with forget and use it to write a funny sentence.
Tis this season that the men from the rubber truck hunt me down with their oversize fishing net.
Advertisements

5 Comments

Filed under humor, meme

5 responses to “it’s the queen’s….ummm….ahhhhh…what was i saying?

  1. It’s not bad in the rubber truck…especially after they put you in the warm coat with the sleeves that make you hug yourself.

  2. Oh, the workings of your mind…..bwaahaahaaaha!

  3. You are definitely a sick man, but I will agree that Jan Vinzenz Krause is an unsung hero!

  4. ha…i wish i could forget dick cheney too!

  5. so…uh…out of curiosity…the men in the “rubber” truck….do they…uh….go around applying spray on condoms or what?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s