qm – guess what?

Welcome to The Queen’s Meme
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday
#80 The Royal Wedding Pain Meme
So sayeth the Queen: I am grumpy because I’ve not received an invitation from Prince William and Kate Middleton to attend their upcoming nuptials in London. I’m sure it’s been lost in the mail but that doesn’t ease my anxiety. If it doesn’t arrive soon I’ll be forced to crash the event and that would be most undignified indeed – even for me! And since I’m being a royal pain in the patootie today, you may replace any of the questions you don’t like with a new question. Just humor me.
1. If you received an invitation to the Royal Wedding, who would you take with you and why?
I don’t care 

2. If the Prince and his fiancée had a blog, what would the title be?
I don’t care 


3. Are you going to watch The Royal Wedding between Prince William and Catherine “Kate” Middleton this week?
not a chance

4. Imagine you only have $5.00 and you must buy a wedding gift for them. What would you buy?
a double chocolate shake…for me.
 5. What day-to-day marital advice would you give the couple?
make it your goal to have sex in every day in a different room of the palace. that should keep you out of the public eye for at least a year.

Prince William seen here with his father, Prince Charles, as William is installed as a Knight of The Garter. 
What other woman can say she has a man with those credentials, huh?
looks like they both got their heads caught in an ostrich’s butt…
6. You have been employed as the caterer for the reception at Buckingham Palace.
What are you serving?
pb&j. on rye.
7.  This is the Royal Wedding Route from Buckingham Palace to Westminster Abbey.  What location is missing? You must add a location along the way that you feel is a must stop for the couple before they get married.
7-11 for a big gulp.

I’ll see you there!
No.  You won’t. 


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17 responses to “qm – guess what?

  1. Hmmmm I’m getting the sense that you don’t really care about the royal wedding 😉

  2. I was going to add 7Eleven to the map for a round of slurpees -imagine my surprise when I saw Big Gulps. Instead, I’ll add Applebees for a round of wings before the big event.

  3. Exactly, I DON’T CARE! Why does anyone care? We’re American!

  4. the scary thing is charles looks happy about having his head up an ostrich’s ass.

  5. I loved your idea of a kitchen timer in the likeness of the queen, I’d buy that one for myself!

  6. It seems the Britons do not care so much either: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/apr/25/royal-wedding-bells-fall-on-deaf-ears/

    From the So What Else Is On? Department, counterprogramming on Friday include the launch of the second-to-last space shuttle mission and the second day of the NFL draft. The truly bored can watch DVRed severe weather warnings from the past several days.


  7. “cackle and scratch in the dirt” sounds like a chicken coop and yet “so” befitting.

  8. OK, I admit it, I watched some of the recap footage on the news this morning.

    The Princes William and Harry arrived in an expensive car with what looked like a middle finger atop of the windshield. A closeup revealed the object to be a crown.

    What is it with British women and their hats? As Mr. Spock might say, “Fascinating…”


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