qm – take two aspirin…

Welcome to The Queen’s Meme
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday
(I’m prolific today. There are 9 questions.)

so SHE sez: It’s time for your annual check up! I always say “knowledge is power” when entering the stressful confines of a doctor’s office. I take a pen and paper, armed with questions and a medical encyclopedia at my disposal. My doctor is not amused.  Let’s see how well you do on the medical exam I have prepared for you.

1. The smallest bone in the human body is about the size of a grain of rice. What is it?
Sorry…can’t hear you with this clump of Uncle Ben’s jammed in my ear….

2. How fast is a sneeze? 
Faster than a dope or a grump 

3. What percentage of the human body is water?
none. it’s all mucilage.

4. True or False: A human’s thumb is as long as his or her nose.
…his or her nose…what?  Hair? Polyps? 

5.  What should you do if you are bitten by a snake?
exchange insurance information

6. It is a fact that humans get an entirely new skeleton every 12 years. What do we get every six years?
laid.  no that can’t be right. ear wax excavation?  a navel lint suction treatment?

7. Happiness is directly related to the size of your lateral cuneiform. (well, you asked)

8. If there are 9,000 taste buds on your tongue, how many hairs are on your head right now?
C= [H4Y]+[H3Y]+[H2Y2-]+[HY3-]+[Y4-]

9. I believe that the size of the needle is directly related to the mood of the nurse. However, sometimes it’s necessary to get shots. If  you could be vaccinated against anything in the world, what would it be? 
lima beans, truck exhaust and Sarah Palin



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11 responses to “qm – take two aspirin…

  1. was #8 answered in lateral cuneiform? and as soon as the palin vaccine is approved i’m getting it! seems you found sufficient wiggle room 😉

  2. Hehehe Sarah Palin would be included in my answer too!

  3. Had a NP once give me a flu shot that showed a bruise for 2 weeks. She was PISSED off and not at me. When I heard her coming, all red-faced and well, PISSED OFF? I thought, “Oh, Self. Hope she takes a breath.”
    Nope. ::STAB::

    I never have good responses at the time but I sort of wish my reflexes had kicked in, shall we say.

  4. funny! 😀
    appreciate the visit (my answers were a tad serious…got to learn to loosen up some more! LOL)

  5. “lima beans, truck exhaust and Sarah Palin” ha ha ha ha!

    Ok I have to say in response: Brussel Sprouts, Pork farms and Glenn Beck!

    Great fun!! MJ

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