.I am happy to be back amongst the memesters! I’ve made up a brand new meme for your memeing entertainment. Let’s talk about fears today. A phobia is an irrational fear of something and is classified as an anxiety disorder. Do you know that millions of people are deathly afraid of bugs? That’s called entomophobia: a fear of insects. It’s a virtual epidemic! I personally have 3 phobias at the moment that I can think of. Motophobia (I’m working on that one), murophobia (fear of rodents) and forgetfulphobia (fear of…of….sorry, I forgot)
I trust you to be honest and not look in the dictionary for the correct answers until after you’ve completed your assignment meme. Do I have your word of honor? (The correct answers will magically appear on my blog tomorrow)
Identify these six (???????) common (and uncommon) phobias. You can answer rightly if you know the correct answer or spoof them all! Define the following phobias.
1. What is mysophia?
Fear of getting engaged to an Italian Princess
Fear of foreign coins
Fear of repetitive droning music
Fear of being kicked in the face (look it up)
Fear of getting too much cheese dip on a stalk of celery
Fear of unwashed sweat socks
Fear of Orson Welles
Fear of using a thesaurus
Fear of Spanish cable networks
Fear of colonoscopies
Fear of Elton John music
Fear of incessant whining and kvetching.