qm – as the world turns

7 Royal Questions on Tuesday

so sez her majesty: Is it just me or is the world getting stranger by the minute? Every time I turn on the news there is some stupidity amongst humans and all living mammals, reptiles, and aliens to report. Do we walk among the insane or do they walk with us? Did you get that? Think about it…..
Answer these questions based on weirdness, unfairness and just plain stupid circumstances. Apparently, stupid is as stupid does. Or is it?

The Strange Stupid Meme

1. According to a news report, Medicare in the US stops plans to stop paying for preventable health problems or complications caused by hospital mistakes, including operations on the wrong person or wrong body part. These mistakes are called “never events.” What would you call them?

2. It is the policy of some TV news broadcasters to show automobile wreckage photos as soon as they can possibly get to the scene of the accident. Sometimes the family has not been notified. They get away with it by “not releasing names.” How do you feel about this?
You reeeeeeaaaaaaly haven’t been paying attention have you?

3. Did you know that some car dealership service departments charge extra for “shop supplies”? This includes the ever expensive shop rag (retail 99 cents) which can be billed for 10x that much.
Have you ever been ripped off by a car mechanic?
under redundant, see redundant…

4. In some states, including California, Alaska, Florida and Hawaii, a motorist can be cited for driving too slowly. What would make you drive under the speed limit for a long period of time?
Not having tires.

5. In Arkansas the law states: No person shall drive a motor vehicle onto the premises of a drive-in restaurant and leave the premises without parking such motor vehicle, unless there is no unoccupied parking space available on the premises.
Explain this to me. Please.
Don’t drive in and out unless there are no parking spaces. No drag racing, cruising or mailbox baseball allowed. You know how those wacky teenagers behave….

6. But in Indiana, a horse cannot be ridden or driven on the street in excess of 10 miles per hour.
Do you drive a fast horse?
I do but it is a bitch to make him ride in the back seat.

7. And in the great city of Youngstown, Ohio, you must keep your rats under control.
Do you find this to be a problem in your life?
I spent a week in Youngstown one night. Rats are the least of their problems.



Filed under humor, meme

3 responses to “qm – as the world turns

  1. where the hell did that weird horse gif come from? man, you find some of the oddest things.

  2. 1. Obamacare

    2. Sometimes, there is poetic justice… http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/NBC4-News-Truck-Fire-129116298.html

    5. I guess ordering or waiting for food counts as parking?

    6. I drive 235 of them.


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