This was a challenge presented to me from a recent blog connectee Young American Wisdom, as we compared our respective search criteria. Aside from the intensely hilarious mental images this title brings it may also attract an ungodly amount of page visits, based on previous experience.
My warped mental state branches out from its termite ridden stump to think of other co-celebrity headlines that may well indeed save the newspaper industry from inevitable demise….
Rachel Ray Waxes Robin Williams Back
Lady Gaga Caught In Love Nest With Quasimodo (this may not be all that scandalous)
Jocelyn Wildenstein Hires Kanye West To Apply Make-up
Chaz Bono Wears Diane von Furstenberg Original As Kate Beckinsale’s Love Slave
That oughta do it….
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Where can I sign up to be Kate Beckinsale’s Love Slave?
Bill
not tellin’…
well heck, front page of yahoo today reported that lady gaga posed without make-up. gasp! really? this is the most important news out there? puhleese.
sadly … it’s “breaking” news .. I’m with you, MJ
awww..i missed all the excitement…that’s what i get for not paying attention to the news
I’m sorry but I cannot read “Rachel Ray Waxes Robin Williams Back” without saying “Rachel Way Waxes Wobin Williams Back!”
ACK!
and funny … MJ
would it help if i reversed it? Robin Williams Waxes Rachel Ray’s Back…hmmmm..i guess not
Are you guys kidding? I couldn’t sleep last night because I was so worried about what Lady Gaga looked like without makeup. That Yahoo article has kept me from being addicted to sleep aids. 😛 (geez, I could hardly get through that with a straight face…)
what a beautiful mess the media is.
–snow
well someone has to appeal to the trailer parks of America…
Hahaha! I’m behind on my reading and just saw this. Excellent headlines…sure to stop traffic at the checkout counter. Just watch your search engine terms…there’s a strange bunch out there that are fascinated with Kate Middelton’s armpits.
…and thanks for the mention,