This was a challenge presented to me from a recent blog connectee Young American Wisdom, as we compared our respective search criteria. Aside from the intensely hilarious mental images this title brings it may also attract an ungodly amount of page visits, based on previous experience.
My warped mental state branches out from its termite ridden stump to think of other co-celebrity headlines that may well indeed save the newspaper industry from inevitable demise….
Rachel Ray Waxes Robin Williams Back
Lady Gaga Caught In Love Nest With Quasimodo (this may not be all that scandalous)
Jocelyn Wildenstein Hires Kanye West To Apply Make-up
Chaz Bono Wears Diane von Furstenberg Original As Kate Beckinsale’s Love Slave
That oughta do it….