A recent series of articles posted on ManofTheHouse.com listed 5 annoying things women say in front of men, and vice versa. While the suggestions are thought-provoking I thought there were more verbal faux-pas for men and women to avoid in each others presence.
The suggestions from the article Annoying Comments Women Make:
“Brad Pitt is one hot hunk!”
“My husband could never do that.”
“He wouldn’t know romance if it bit him in the ass.”
“He doesn’t stand up for himself at work; he should have been promoted long ago.”
“He’s worse than the kids.”
What the hell was I thinking?
The only time he brings flowers home is when he buys a box of Twinkies.
He doesn’t do that anymore.
His brother is very successful.
I need to buy a vibrator.
The suggestions from the article Annoying Comments Men Make:
“Jennifer Lopez is so freakin’ hot!”
“You never cut loose and just have fun.”
“Meet my old lady.”
“Man, I had some great times when I was single.”
“I’d love to golf more, but she won’t let me.”
You should stay away from stripes and wear black more often.
You look more like your mother every day.
She doesn’t do that anymore.
Marriage certainly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Come on, it’s just a little plastic surgery.