qm – it’s the xmas bunny…

Welcome to The Queen’s Meme #105
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday

The How Many Christmas Meme

 This meme is so easy it’s ridiculous. And that too.  Enjoy.

1. How many Wisemen were there?
I think it was Sol and Sy, the Wise Brothers who invented potato chips… 

2. How many reindeer pull Santa’s sleigh?
Never heard it called a ‘sleigh’ before…. 

3. How many gifts are under your tree?
Depends on whether the Mrs. forgot to let the dogs out the night before…

4. How many classic holiday movies can you name?
Three…
Yule Be Sorry When You Test Positive – always a tear-jerker
Rudolph’s Adventures in Tijuana – always brings a smile to the kid’s faces.
It’s Midnight Christmas Eve and My Dick is Stuck To The North Pole – a true family classic.

5. How many stockings are hanging from your mantel?
None.  We opted for Richard Simmons’ panty-hose instead.

6. How many Christmas trees do you have?
Six.  Just in case they don’t burn properly on Christmas eve when I light them with a blow torch

7. How many days are in the twelve days of Christmas?
It feels like 174… 

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6 Comments

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6 responses to “qm – it’s the xmas bunny…

  1. LOL! love your answers. Don’t use to blow torch to remove dicks that are stuck to the North Pole…could be a tad painful.

    Thanks for visiting!

  2. i wanna come watch those classic holiday family movies with you!

  3. I’m totally with you on #7….is it over YET???

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