when did taking a healthy crap become big business? I see one more commercial telling me yogurt, pills, drinks or cereal will “keep my digestive track balanced” and I’m going to start
squatting in those respective aisles in the supermarket. jamie lee curtis started all this nonsense with her damn yogurt commercials. Remember when eating yogurt would increase your lifespan into the hundreds? I guess new research has shown that not to be the case but it does allow women to keep their colons flowing as they should. If I remember correctly it was an early SNL sketch with Phil Hartman that touted the advantages of eating a cereal named Colon-Blow. Or was that Python? No, Python was Ano-Weet in the Most Disgusting Family competition.
and while we’re on the subject of ridiculous, this is what Yahoo listed this evening as their top headlines under “World News”, not US…but World…
- Mysterious ‘Winged’ Structure from Ancient Rome Discovered
- Kate Middleton’s Mustique Vacation Is Royal Pain for Other Guests
- Pa. woman hosted ‘kegger’ before 3 teens crashed
- Seal, Heidi Klum announce separation
- Strongest solar storm since 2005 hitting Earth
- ‘The Office’ actor Rainn Wilson finally admits he looks like Newt Gingrich
These are the stories that delve into the most important issues facing the world today.