Now that the Oxford English Dictionary and Encyclopedia Brittanica will no longer be printed, I have a list of other works that I believe can be spared further use of the tree-choppers chainsaw:
The Twilight series – this should have been online all along as Cullen-ites are an exceptionally twittering and facebooky type. (except for all the thirty-something moms who swooned moistly over the glittery vamp. for them we may have to keep a Cliff Notes version)
All Sandra Lee Cookbooks – I want to see her eat (and keep down) all her recipes and maintain that 0% body fat. Good luck with that.
All Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly books – these make me consider fascism as a viable alternative. especially the book-burning thang. Which they both should appreciate.
Principles/Essentials of Economics textbooks – this must be stopped before other young minds are ruined.
Any book written by a politician of either party. We have enough toilet paper, thanx.
Celebrity Biographies – Just stop. Now.