we have lost our minds

NYC Bans Halloween, Birthdays, Aliens and More on School Tests

Students in New York City’s public schools cramming for tests can delete words like birthdays, junk food, Halloween, dinosaur and even dancing from study lists.
References to such words have been banned from city-issued tests in an edict issued by the city’s Department of Education for fear the words could “appear biased” or “evoke unpleasant emotions” in students.

The department included the list of 50 banned topics in a recently issued request for proposals to companies interested in creating new versions of tests given to New York City students throughout the year to measure progress in  English, math, science and social studies.

“Some of these topics may be perfectly acceptable in other contexts but do not belong in a city- or state-wide assessment,” reads the request, first obtained and reported on by the New York Post.

Dinosaurs, the Post reports, were banned because they reference evolution, which fundamentalist students might not agree with.  Birthdays are not celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses and Halloween suggests paganism, so they are not allowed, and so is dancing because some sects object, according to the paper.

Also on the list of topics that companies are asked to stay away from are “creatures from outer space,” homes with swimming pools, computers, vermin, junk food, abuse, terrorism, divorce, any references to disease and holidays.”

are you fucking kidding me?????  (editorial comment is mine)

A spokeswoman for the Department of Education told the Post the banned topics do not constitute censorship but a way for “students to complete practice exams without distraction.”

The city is in line with creating guidelines for its tests but the list of forbidden topics runs twice as long as one recently issued by a group of states, according to the Post.

Companies have until April 23 to submit their proposals.

The results of student testing in New York City public schools gained an even higher profile earlier this year when the Education Department released data estimating the performance  of more than 12,000 teachers in the city’s public schools.  The teacher evaluations, released in February, are based primarily on how students in their classrooms perform on the city’s standardized tests.

Of course.  It’s never about learning or thinking…it’s about standardized tests…which means it’s about MONEY.

In the meantime, I think they missed some additional words that should be banned…

Mother – for those that don’t have one
Father – ditto
Parents – ditto ditto
Sister/Brother – for those that lost one in a drug shootout
sports of any kind – for those n0t gifted athletically or wearing a prosthetic
art – for those not artistic
reading/books/magazines – for those who are blind
music/concerts/talking – for those that are deaf
food – for those who may not have enough

NYC’s DofE are slackers….

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16 Comments

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16 responses to “we have lost our minds

  1. wow. just WOW. what the hell goes through some peoples mind? Just a wind tunnel man.

  2. Just finished “The Handmaid’s Tale” written in the mid-80s … about a future America where books are banned and grocery stores have signs of fish and loaves b/c women are no longer allowed to read.

    It wasn’t uplifting… MJ

  3. Bummer…I guess the field trip to the Museum of Natural History is out…

    Bill

  4. Rip Ragged

    Interesting article. Pretty much narrows it down to clothing, fingernails, and “what color is the sky?” Although they’ll need to be handled thoughtfully.

    Why are they still taking tests? Failure could be bad for the child’s self-esteem.

  5. We at Pure Sophistry agree that this list is ridiculous. We’ve started a discussion with an educational researcher from Berkley in our comments section, and bring up the wider question of how ‘offensive’ curriculum material should be dealt with. Hope the discussion can continue!

    http://puresophistry.com/2012/03/31/the-city-of-new-york-creates-a-list-of-banned-words/

  6. Intolerance comes to mind. I guess schools are continuing their Zero-Tolerance policies into the minds of students. This is teaching children to be offended at any person, place, thing, or word that is foreign to them. No joy, celebration, or approval of others. Thank you for sharing.

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