Disclosure

This is a personal blog.  That means it was written by me (mostly – but  i give credit where it’s due…like the stuff you are about to read in a second) and represents my opinion.  I may chat about certain products, books, services, companies, vacuous celebs and scurvy politicians from time to time, but, once again, this is my opinion and with certain (political) exceptions does not represent a widely held view.  At least not by any rational thinking human being.  If you are offended by the content of this work…tough.  Get over it.  And get over yourself at the same time.  Feel free to pilfer the graphics herein as most of them have been lifted from other sources to begin with.  Gotta love the internet…one big copyright infringement.  Anyway, you’ve been warned.  I can only add the following apology as a preemptive clue of the types of crap you’ll find here.  When in doubt…quote Monty Python:

‘WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS [BLOG]. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT, NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT [READERS] SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE.

WE ARE SORRY IF THIS IMPRESSION HAS COME ACROSS.

12 responses to “Disclosure

  1. but i thought we were an autonomous collective?

    • DENNIS: I’m thirty seven — I’m not old!
      ARTHUR: Well, I can’t just call you `Man’.
      DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis’.
      ARTHUR: Well, I didn’t know you were called `Dennis.’
      DENNIS: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?
      ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,’ but from the behind
      you looked–
      DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
      ARTHUR: Well, I AM king…
      DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By
      exploitin’ the workers — by ‘angin’ on to outdated imperialist dogma
      which perpetuates the economic an’ social differences in our society!
      If there’s ever going to be any progress–
      WOMAN: Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here. Oh — how d’you do?

  2. king? well i didn’t vote for ‘im!

  3. I have to admit that I could stare at the turtle turntable gif for hours…well, minutes.

  4. I’ve spent a good part of this morning sipping coffee and enjoying your blog. Looking forward to reading more.

  5. Discovered your blog via comments posted on GotC. Quite excellent. I look forward to more!

  6. Let your past make you better, not bitter. LMAO

    I Am The Panda!!! And I Like It!

  7. i’ve nominated you for the “sunshine award.” you can go to my blog and check it out. just a little thank you for entertaining me. hope you find it as amusing as i did!

  8. Hi Cooper,

    I’ve “hit” you for a blogging “Tag you must answer all my questions” game (http://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/02/17/beats-the-alternative/). You may answer or not, play or not. I won’t judge you.

    Elyse

    • so i see… given your past you should join in the annual Moon Amtrak day… just google it for info

      • That’s hilarious! I should join.

        I wish we had merely mooned the trains. Running in front of them with your pants between your ankles and your knees is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done. And I did it repeatedly. I blame my brother, of course. But I swear when I approach a railway crossing, I am very careful.

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